I got myself ready to go to a celebration, and I see these two officers, with a beautiful lady. I thought to myself I should make friends with them, and that's what I did. Bought them a nice bottle of champagne. Curious, one of the officers came up to me, and asked who I am. Told him my name, and everything was fine.
At the celebration, I kissed all the beautiful women, it was nice. I had pictures taken with a lot of people, one of them blocked a girl's face to get a picture with me, and that's what I want, I really loved that moment.
I thought to myself that if I made friends with these USSR officers, I could use them later on.
I also bribed the waiter to do what I had wanted, because of course, I am made of money.
Oh what else is there.. yes, there were a line full of Jews, I, of course, just went to the front of the line, to ask my own question without waiting. Why should I wait? I'm not like the other people, I see myself as a more superior person that all of them.
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